If boys had uteruses, they’d be called duderusesTina (via ed-e-my-love)
Guys, btw, this is an actual insult
if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there
and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk
more you know
someone was paying attention in Lit class.
This is definitely one of my favourite movies